Gillian, Our Beloved Jaffa Cake:
"Your chin's cold."
"Yes, all my shoes have fleas in them. I have fleas." (being sarcastic, by the way)
Ellie, The Head Fruitcake:
"Yes, she carried herself here on a stretcher." (or, at least, I think that was me.)
"For an unpredictable person, you're very predictable." (to me)
"I have no idea. I'm just laughing."
Chris, Mom (with some words of wisdom):
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend once, but she dumped me before we met."