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Pre-Acsis Quotes [04 Nov 2005|10:41am]
golly_goth
These are the pre-AcSis quotes accumulated on Gillian's facebook and mine.

Ellie, the Head Fruitcake:

"Would you like something to eat while you sit on my toilet?" (now the classic Ellie quote)
"Does that mean all people who make references to LOTR are turned on by Hobbits?"
"Oh cup!" (not funny? We WERE about to get hit by a car...)
"Are your nuts ginger?"
"I got taken out by a tomato."
"We're hugging a cars but!" (another classic Ellie)
"It's always worse when your ass is wet."

James, the Dad-person:

"It looks like a random camel thing you get out of cereal." (bearing in mind that this was about an apple core while he was drunk)
"I'll make it even if it is a random comment about goldfish!"

Cecilia, A 26-girl (one of Ellie's people):

"I have a shot glass up my ass."

Julia, A Uni Hall Girl (one of Gillian's people):

"Your eyeshadow is lovely...but you should really go to the doctor."
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RockSoc 3/11/05 [04 Nov 2005|10:32am]
golly_goth
More quotes from the RockSoc last night! We sat in the main bar for a while with Chris (my academic mother) for a while before going up to RockSoc somewhere around 11pm for Craig's set, so while in the Union, I did the digilent job of writing down random amusing (or at least I thought them amusing) quotes. These will be collected to the website once I'm done :)

Gillian, Our Beloved Jaffa Cake:

"Your chin's cold."
"Yes, all my shoes have fleas in them. I have fleas." (being sarcastic, by the way)

Ellie, The Head Fruitcake:

"Yes, she carried herself here on a stretcher." (or, at least, I think that was me.)

Henry, Sir:

"For an unpredictable person, you're very predictable." (to me)
"I have no idea. I'm just laughing."

Chris, Mom (with some words of wisdom):

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend once, but she dumped me before we met."
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Quotes Drive: [02 Nov 2005|07:32pm]
golly_goth
QUOTES from last night:

Gillian (Our Beloved Jaffa Cake):

"I'm trying to make a baby."

Ellie (the Head Fruitcake):

"...@hotmail.cok"
"Its a drunken field!"
"I'm going to update my quotes...what did I just say?"
"She's stuck in a pillowcase."
"Christ needed Sultana Water."
"-Why- was my body so good?"

Zed (the Sponge(Bob) Cake):

"I like the idea of 'cancel relationship'."
"Oh YES, this IS a hard floor."

Google Mail (the email provider):

"SCASECKS"
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AcSis Bitch! [02 Nov 2005|02:04pm]
golly_goth

my pet!
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